B - Don’t make that face. You look like Brittany Spears.
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B - What’s happening (watching his favorite show “Desperate Housewives”)
J - I don’t feel like telling you what happened in the last 45 minutes.
B - Why not?
J - Because the show is still on.
B - Tell me during a commercial.
J - No thanks.
B - Why not?
J - If its so important to you, you should just watch it.
B - But I want you to tell me.
J - ~silence~
B - It must not be funny because I haven’t heard you laughing.
J - Its not funny. Its serious.
B - Oh.
J - But I saw part of The Office and that was funny.
B - Yeah?
J - Yeah. I laughed out loud.
B - Which one was it?
J - ~sigh~
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B - I am throwing away your clock full of kittens!
J - But every minute is more fun with a clock full of kittens!
B - No.
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J - I’m going to order a drink at the restaurant.
B - ~silence~
J - A martini.
B - No.
J - A cosmo.
B - No.
J - A gin and tonic.
B - No.
J - Sex on the beach. I’m going to order sex on the beach.
B - You do that and I’ll leave. Without you.
J - That settles it. I’ll have sex on the beach.
B - Please be quiet.
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B - If you stand there your butt will get wet.
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B - It looks like you dropped something when you got out of the car.
J - Oh. What is it?
B - Don’t know. Go look.
J - Its an empty condom box.
B - Nevermind then.
J - Did you drop it. Because I didn’t.
B - No. Nevermind.
J - I could pick it up, if you want.
B - No.
J - Are you sure?
B - Get in the car.
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Also, the guy in front of us in church Sunday night turned around and said, “If you sit behind me you have to behave yourselves!” Brian’s response was, “No. We’re rowdy.”
4 comments:
why did you have a empty condom box in the car? lol Thank God those days are behind me...i just couldn't any longer put a price on each event...40 condoms in a box(sams club) at 10 dollars thats 25 cents a thrill....cheap thrill some may say,lol
for future drink orderings i highly recommend a rum runner...a couple of those and you won't care what "b" says,lol
and on the tv situation...nick(my hubby) had the nerve to ask me about a story line on greys anatomy...i looked at him and said i am on season 3 disc 4 are you kidding me? that was the end of that convo!
Yeah, see, that's the best part. The box was not ours. :)
Thanks for the drink recommendation!!
The TV thing? I'm with you. If you want to know what the line is on a story, take the time to be there from the beginning.
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