- impersonating penguins and ducks with frightening accuracy
- pouring water all over myself everytime I try to take a drink from my water bottle
- showing everyone what happens when a weeble actually falls down - turns out they can’t get up
- dropping things three times in a row
- climbing 36 stairs and wheezing like I just ran a marathon
- balancing my bowl of cereal on my stomach (look ma, no hands) every morning as I eat my lucky charms in the recliner
- causing people to wait at the top of staircases for me to pass by because they are worried they won’t also fit
- eliciting panicked emails and phone calls from friends and family members if I go MIA for more than 2 hours
- convincing Hubby that is bad for my health for him to tickle my feet
- justifying that second donut
- excusing myself from any activity or meeting which doesn’t appeal to me at any given moment
- combining words at will (ie: laundry basket = baundry lasket and more cookies = core mookies)
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