I decided to name him. Robin's new name is "Osama". We decided to name him after someone we really didn't like. As creative as that is I think I might get some government attention for my next sentence: Osama must die.
Currently, Osama is still very much alive and window-slapping. Brian tried a number of things this weekend to "scare" him off - spraying chemicals, hanging items in front of the window, swatting it with tennis rackets, throwing softballs at it. Tonight there will be two men in my backyard shooting our little terrorist. Brian then informed me that upon shooting him, he will take his grain scoop and smash him into a million little pieces. I don't precisely know or understand how that will work - and the whole thing sounds gross and messy - but really - who wouldn't do the same - to Osama that is. It all seems strangely appropriate.
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