My family rocks, and here is the ammunition...er...evidence to back up my statement:
M: Did you hear that? That was Amy sighing.
J: Oh, sighing about Avery?
A: ~giggling~
M: Oh you should see the smile on her face!
J: I can hear her blushing.
A: No no no ~continued giggling~
T: ~scratching sounds~
A: Tom, what are you doing? That sounds awful.
M: That does sound awful Tom.
T: I’m rubbing my facial hair on the phone.
J: Gross. Which phone is this so I know which one to never use when I am home.
T: Now I’m going to lick the phone.
J: Oh please don’t.
A: That’s just disgusting.
M: Tom!
A: That’s it, I’m going to take it away from him.
J: This is going to end badly.
M: Oh brother.
A: I got kicked in the chest. Man down. Man down.
T: She ran into my foot.
J: Why was your foot at chest level. Are you Sasha Cohen or something?
M: Phil, go take that phone away from Tom.
J: Dad is the only one who dares to challenge Tom.
M: He won’t kick dad in the chest.
T: I’m getting outta here. These potatoes are eyeing me.
J, M, A: ~hysterical laughing~
J: I’m going to blog about this.
And there you have it. Rest assured your family is no longer the weirdest one you have ever seen/heard/read about. We’ll beat you at that contest hands down everytime! But as you can see, we are a great deal of fun.
xx
2 comments:
Don't tell people this stuff! I may get arrested for being an unfit parent! When you say this family rocks, I am afraid that people will start throwing rocks at us! Is stoning illegal in the US? Boy, talk about airing the diry laundry!!!!!!!!
I warned you I would blog about this!
Let he who is without a weird family cast the first stone!
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