Reagan-isms

[Scene: Our noon devotions out of the children’s Bible about Jesus last supper.]
Me: Do you know who this is in this picture here?
Reagan: Jesus
Me: That’s right! What does he have in his hands?
Reagan: Sammich!
Me: Some bread, right?
Reagan: Yes.
Me: What is he doing to it?
Reagan: Making little pieces.
Me: Yes! That’s right!
Me: Where is Jesus going to go?
Reagan: Bedroom time.

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Original song composed by Reagan:
You tell me the world is gone
How the world get gone
You tell me the world is gone
How the world get gone

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Original song composed by Reagan:
You tell me snowman is gone
I wanna know
Where did he go

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Reagan likes to comment on the sometimes bad behavior of the people on t.v. For example, there is a Staples commercial where this goofy guy is gaffawing over every single item he sees saying “WHOA! That’s a GREAT price!” Reagan’s response:
“Don’t yell like that in the grocery store! Mommy says to be quiet in the store! You don’t do that! You’ll get punished!”

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I was getting Reagan dressed for church and slipped a little tank-top undershirt thing on her. She does not normally wear such attire, but today she was wearing a sweater and I wanted an extra layer in between her and the sweater. She looked at the tank top and said:
"Oh! What's this? Am I going to have a baby?"
Because evidently she attributes me wearing a bra to a woman having a baby and she thought this was a bra.